I points to mineself

The story behind this song is that a German immigrant child comes home from school and his mom asks him what he has learned.  His English speaking friends have given him funny names and he replies with this song.  As you sing it, point to the body part being labeled.  Also, the song gets faster as each verse is added.

Lyrics

I points to mineself, vas ist das here?

Das ist mine top-nock-er, ya mama dear.

Top- nock-er, top- nock-er,

ya mama dear.

Dat’s vat I learned in der school. BOOM, BOOM!

I points to mineself, vas ist das here?

Das ist mine sweat browser, ya mama dear.

Sweat browser, Top- nock-er,

ya mama dear.

Dat’s vat I learned in der school. BOOM, BOOM!

 

I points to mineself, vas ist das here?

Das ist mine Eye winker, ya mama dear.

Eye winker, Sweat browser, Top- nock-er,

ya mama dear.

Dat’s vat I learned in der school. BOOM, BOOM!

 

I points to mineself, vas ist das here?

Das ist mine Horn Blower, ya mama dear.

Horn Blower, Eye winker, Sweat browser, Top- nock-er,

ya mama dear.

Dat’s vat I learned in der school. BOOM, BOOM!

 

I points to mineself, vas ist das here?

Das ist mine Soup strainer, ya mama dear.

Soup strainer, Horn Blower, Eye winker, Sweat browser, Top- nock-er,

ya mama dear.

Dat’s vat I learned in der school. BOOM, BOOM!

 

I points to mineself, vas ist das here?

Das ist mine Lunch eater, ya mama dear.

Lunch eater, Soup strainer, Horn Blower, Eye winker, Sweat browser, Top- nock-er,

ya mama dear.

Dat’s vat I learned in der school. BOOM, BOOM!

 

I points to mineself, vas ist das here?

Das ist mine Chin chowser, ya mama dear.

Chin chowser, Lunch eater, Soup strainer, Horn Blower, Eye winker, Sweat browser, Top- nock-er,

ya mama dear.

Dat’s vat I learned in der school. BOOM, BOOM!

 

I points to mineself, vas ist das here?

Das ist mine Rubber necker, ya mama dear.

Rubber necker, Chin chowser, Lunch eater, Soup strainer, Horn Blower, Eye winker, Sweat browser, Top- nock-er,

ya mama dear.

Dat’s vat I learned in der school. BOOM, BOOM!

 

I points to mineself, vas ist das here?

Das ist mine Chest protector, ya mama dear.

Chest protector, Rubber necker, Chin chowser, Lunch eater, Soup strainer, Horn Blower, Eye winker, Sweat browser, Top- nock-er,

ya mama dear.

Dat’s vat I learned in der school. BOOM, BOOM!

 

I points to mineself, vas ist das here?

Das ist mine Bread basket, ya mama dear.

Bread basket, Chest protector, Rubber necker, Chin chowser, Lunch eater, Soup strainer, Horn Blower, Eye winker, Sweat browser, Top- nock-er,

ya mama dear.

Dat’s vat I learned in der school. BOOM, BOOM!

 

Complete listing of the names and parts

Topnocker (head)

Sweat browser (forehead)

Eye winker (eye lid)

Horn Blower (nose)

Soup strainer (mustache/top of lip)

Lunch eater (lips)

Chin chowser (chin)

Rubber necker (neck)

Chest protector (chest)

Bread basket (belly)